I’ve just spent the entire morning – wasting my day off – trying to cobble a book cover together for Ultra. I don’t have Photoshop, Picasa doesn’t do much, Paint is useless, so basically I’m left with Word, no skills, no talent and no idea. I can’t get the photos (which haven’t all turned out the way I like) to do what I want and the text keeps creeping over to the left, like it’s alive, or something. I fucking well give up. I’ve given myself a week to do this but I don’t know how to do it any better. Am I going to end up paying someone with their standard dull template? This is what it looks like so far. Feel free to die with boredom.