Have a virus attack your computer and spend the money you were saving for your daughter’s birthday on having it repaired.
Have your wireless router break down and wait six hours for the Virgin engineer to turn up, which means you miss your shift at work and have to take a day’s leave because, after all, it’s not as if your computer is a person and it was sick…
Get your Windows Media Player to suddenly turn Japanese.
I’m not quite sure if I’m on this planet anymore. If the aliens are listening, now is a good time to rescue me.
I want to go home.